I should come with a warning label. I think it might look something like this:

WARNING! extremely accident prone. Do NOT leave unsupervised for ANY reason. Hybrid has insatiable curiosity that will lead to falls, trips, bumps, brusies, scrapes, broken bones, concussions or even DEATH! keep aware that hybrid is a wild spirit and often goes wandering as a wolf and may return with bites, scrapes missing fur or even limbs, from constantly sticking her nose into things. Treat with lots of love and tender care, for she doesn't mean to drive you crazy, make you go early grey or lose your mind. She simply is a curious creature and totally spontaneous. Treat her kindly and she will never bite or growl at you. Love her and she will return said love deeply. Be loyal and she will move mountains for you.

This has been a warning printed by the Imlardis foundation. Thank you for reading.